I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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You. Win. At. Life.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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