Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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