On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
