You surviving the open bar?
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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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