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(+61): View more from Australia

I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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(914): View more from New York

Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?

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(316): View more from Kansas

It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?

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(206): View more from Washington

The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up

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(281): View more from Texas

Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.

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