wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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