why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You're like the curious george of whores
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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