Christians are straight up FREAKS
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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