Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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