The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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