O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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