Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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