Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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