You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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