YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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