Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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