How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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