yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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