The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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