Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
either way he was missing a nipple.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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