She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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