My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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