I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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