it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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