She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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