he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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