chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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