Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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