You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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