We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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