Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You were trust falling into bushes
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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