Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
