were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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