Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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