STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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