I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sober January is a disaster.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I need moral support for this bender
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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