I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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