Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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