There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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