Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
