you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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