Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it was like eating out sand paper
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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