i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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