Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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