Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I want a musical about memes.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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