Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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