I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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