she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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