I hate your face
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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