Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
this just has baby written all over it
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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