There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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