just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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