I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he was CRYING into my vagina
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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