Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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