he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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