I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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