nut hugger
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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