Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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