Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
